sacré bleu!
(Source: stopbeingaspud, via daddymymouthisfullofstars)
“Okay, well, I’ll see you at the ‘I’ve peaked and I’m kidding myself’ party.”
Sal:
There is a rogue heterosexual loose.
Customer:
A who?
Sal:
A heterosexual has gone rogue. He's loose in the aisles.
Customer:
Okay, so, I'm not going there anyway.
Sal:
Well, he can be anywhere, he's rogue.
“I just wanted to let you know, if you’re walking around. There’s a rogue heterosexual loose in the store. It’s a heterosexual that’s gone rogue. He’s loose in the aisles.”
Pete Holmes: Did you ever consider a shirt?
Rick Ross: Never.
(the gang's watching cat and mouse cartoons to find out how kitty cats deal with their cat issues)
Dennis:
yeah, see. the mouse always wins. there's like no winning with mice
Mac:
cat keeps getting hurt
Dennis:
he gets hurt
Dee:
well it's dangerous, yeah
(Dennis starts sniffing gasoline)
Dennis:
alright, let's blast off! engage thrusters, captain.
Dee:
okay, well uh, ground control. I'll take some. as long as we're blasting.
(hands gasoline canister down to Dee)
